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This means there may be small scratches or dents — unique marks from a past life. I see them as part of the story, not flaws. If you’re seeking perfection, this may not be the right match for you. 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When you die a righteous death of overwork, the company-wide email eulogy acknowledging your position's vacancy will mourn the loss of someone so willing to put aside everything-- their health, their family, their dreams-- for the pursuit of Q3 growth. 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